Friday, July 25, 2014

Laughing at Both Dogs - D2D.7.23.14

This was Tinker Bell's view as she looked toward the house and safety.  I tried to catch more of the cattle on the road and in the way, but couldn't get my phone out fast enough.

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Beau, the big Boxer, and Tinker Bell the Chihuahua, are exactly the same color and are great buddies.  Beau goes with me most everywhere, often riding in the back seat of the pickup when I have to run errands.  Of course, in this hot weather he and Tink stay home in the outside kennel because it's just flat too warm to take him along.  But when I go to the pasture, I take them both.

One recent morning I was down in the pasture carefully tending to the irrigation, especially important during this drought.  I noticed both dogs on the ridge below the ditch, looking around, exploring, and in general, just being dogs.  Recently Tinker was frightened by the cows checking her out, and coming toward her, heads down, sniffing.  Since she was with me in the field, I kept an eye on her for she was a long way from the house.   

Finished with irrigating, I headed for the barn to feed hay.  The cattle began moving toward the gate to the corrals.  Since they were all above the ditch, they had to cross the bridge on the driveway to get to the corral.  The result was a line of big cows walking down my driveway, heading straight toward the dogs, especially one small dog.

When Tinker discovered this development she decided it was high time to abandon any further exploration and make tracks for the safety of the house.  Of course, if she'd stayed with Beau below the ditch, the cattle would have lumbered over the bridge, turned to the east and would soon have been in the corral.  She could have then had the whole road to herself to go to the house.

Not realizing this, Tinker raced toward the bridge.  Like a running back dodging the entire backfield, she zigged and  zagged, dodged through the moving forest of bovine legs coming down the road. 

With hay foremost on their mind, the cattle ignored the speeding brown flash.  Several times Tinker stopped for a instant, changed directions to go around four more moving hooves and legs.  Watching her broken field running, I had to giggle.

When she finally escaped the sea of legs, she suddenly stopped and looked back at them in amazement.  It seemed as if she said to herself, "Wow.  That was close.  I was almost crushed." 

Of course, the cattle weren't in the least bit interested in her as they headed for their morning ration of hay.

Beau gave me a great laugh the other day and I'm pretty sure I insulted him.  When Sharon and I eat meat with bones, he and Tinker each get one to chew.  I had already shared one bone with both dogs earlier, and only had one more good-sized bone so I called Beau.  As he turned the corner into the kitchen, he ducked his head and dropped his first bone on the floor.

As it rattled to a stop, I noticed it was much cleaner than it had been a few moments earlier.  Anxious to get the proffered new bone, he ignored the dropped bone but only until he turned back toward the couch.

Suddenly he had a dilemma.  Two bones.  One mouth. 

His mouth went from one bone to the other, back and forth, making a sort of snuffling sound as he chased the bones across the vinyl flooring.  I laughed at his frustration and unsuccessful efforts. 

At the edge of the carpet he finally got them close enough to grasp both in his teeth and triumphantly carried them to the couch.

Once on the couch he stared back at me with a disgusted expression, the ends of both bones protruding from his mouth.  When he turned toward me, his expression accented by the stubby ends of the bones made me bend double in gales of laughter. 

Good taste prevents me from writing what his expression seemed to be saying.  I'm quite certain it wasn't polite.

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